I’m trying out a new cologne today, its called unleaded all over my crotch. My darling wife who actually thoroughly enjoys mowing the lawn however; does not enjoy any of the mower maintenance, including fueling. So she very politely commanded me to fuel the mower before I left for practice. […]
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There’s this Leprechaun
Lao Tzu said Life and death are of the same thread viewed from different ends. As I looked back on some ancient memories of my childhood I almost met the other end of the string. Walker was telling me how one of his teachers, Mrs. Eaton, remembered me from when […]
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That time I got an MRI
So like a month ago my darling angel of a wife volunteered me to move some furniture. No problem, lifting heavy shit is what Lovelace men were made for. In typical Johnny fashion I go full send no warm up or stretches necessary the only problem is something in my […]